Select Children’s Books by Madonna

By |March 26th, 2015

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like Madonna's sham. Would you like her shitty books here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham, "The English Roses," or Viagra spam. I do not like Madonna, ma'am. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like how you inquire. I hope you all die in a fire.

Hillary, Obama Music Vids

By |March 16th, 2013

If you judge these two candidates by the supporters they gather, only one avoided embarrassment.

Bat Fight with Will Ferrell

By |March 9th, 2013

Bat fight. With a baseball bat. It's a game of honor and diplomacy.... This and a few other "Funny or Die" video gems from the inimitable Will Ferrell, including "Green Team", "Will Ferrell Answers Internet Questions", and the unedited version of "Boats and Hoes" from the film "Stepbrothers". When using the embedded player, use bottom orange play button to view.

Saddam’s MTV

By |March 2nd, 2013

If this isn't torture, I don't know what is. This music video was aired nightly while Saddam was still in power. The actual lyrics have been translated from Arabic. Damned if it ain't a toe-tapper though.