In the meantime, because fire trucks have unique anatomical features, it is only fair to have have public restaurants, schools, government buildings , etc., modify their bathrooms into fire stations to accommodate my special needs, such as my ladder.
Please. (The Editor)
It was a refreshing candor. In regards to their opposition to gay marriage, Antonin Scalia had this to say: "My love for Clarence will live forever. Circumstances such as his marriage and mine preclude our union, making our love impossible. So why should you be happy? if we can't be together you can't be together." Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas in Exclusive Impious Digest bombshell interview
Not Just the Lady Friends Anymore! Ready to strap on her new Hilldo™ and tear a new asshole into American dreams of a credible challenge to establishment corruption; Hillary arrives in town to answer, doggy style, any impudent calls for a meritocracy. With palpable excitement, she cheers the arrival of her latest strap on model, The Hilldo™ , after weeks of delay. Other upcoming variations include the larger Amy Poler and the Humadork 69. (Incidentally, dork is an informal reference for a whale penis.) Above, Hillary tests the self-lubricating Hilldo™ Bushlover 666, which features vibrating forklift action and jackhammer engineering.
And now, for the ultimate sports enthusiast, a look at one of the most remarkable cat boxing matches in world history.
What's the difference between a rebel and a 'moderate' rebel? a rebel is what you saw in the US Civil War, an actual soldier, but a 'moderate' rebel is a terrorist that beheads Christians and Muslims alike and not too long ago, was the enemy in Afghanistan and Iraq . This will be a key subject of discussion as ISIS, The American Coalition of Rapists, the American Society for the Appreciation of Chainsaw Massacres, The American Child Molesters League, and FOX and Friends are scheduled to meet soon to celebrate their mainstream media acceptance via neo-con political spin. According to the event organizer, "we remain true to ourselves, and after celebrating the blatantly dismissive attitudes of our very nature by Washington officials, we intend to rape, behead, and dismember every apologist reporter on the scene."
From FOX News, new photographic evidence that Edward Snowden armed ISIS in 2013, helped develop their infrastructure and oil economy, orchestrated the air drops to Iraqi units, ordered US planes to dump bombs on empty targets, and other really mean and un-American stuff only someone like, say, a senator obsessed with Syrian oil, personal profit, and regime change could pull.
There's a strange psychological defense system some call the Seeing Past Hands Syndrome where if you have your eyes covered with your hand, you actually come to believe no one can see what you are doing. It's an extremely common affliction among politicians. There is hope, however, and the poor fellow herein is witness to just how much they suffer when they are not making life miserable for the rest of us, too.
To call evil good, and good evil, that is complicity. To allow a killer to hide his weapons in your house, and then lie about what you saw, that is all complicity. Welcome to the 60 Minutes autopsy.
"Hi. JK Rowling's two cents on BDS amouts to the whole of my geopolitical awareness. I agree with JK Rowling on the BDS thing and her opposition to boycotting Israel, although I don't know exactly what it is about. Because she, like, wrote all those Harry Potter books! I enjoy the realism in her books and knowing it's all based on a true story. She inspires me and I plan to apply to Hogwarts now."
Here's some CNN fear porn giving FOX News a run for their money. That is a spoof flag with dildos and no actual writing, by the way, unless we are to believe ISIS is all about gay pride.
PETA drops the ball again, strangely silent on David Cameron.
Complaints! A news personality butthurt most egregiously.
"I selected all of the above just so I could send this message, while I appreciate news outlets that try to get the truth out there, a lot of this website comes off as way too rude and angry."